May 2009
I’m not going to have sex with you unless you take out the garbage
– Michael Scott
Things I learned from "Life After People"
omgkaitlyn:
1. Wolves went extinct in the early 1900s in the UK.
2. Rabies has been eradicated in the UK.
3. Big Ben leans 8.6 inches to the northwest
I don’t understand how they could make this into a series. There are only three main tenants of life 200 years after people:
-Plants grow
-Building fall
-Pigs take over everything.
woah I was just telling my mom about this show.
By...
April 2009
you guys like that band hootie stank?
– quinn
AMFPHP is teh rox0r.
I hate my upstairs neighbors.
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP. “WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” STOMP STOMP STOMP “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
You know, sometimes The Family Guy is pretty funny. Only sometimes though.
24 rules.
jk.
You’re evil. See ya.
– Chase to House
cleen yor skreen →
(via rachell)
hahaha love this.
Nate… just… more creativity? Thanks.
– SuperChris
operationfailure:
I wonder what I thought my life would be like six years ago/ I’m sorry it’s not.
I’m sorry it didnt work out between us. I should have known the peanut butter and catwoman suit was a bit overboard.
I love Jerry Springer
the show is so entertaining. I’m sorry.
SuperChrisBarnes: ...not sure how big a database can get before you start having problems.
Me: That's what she said!
SuperChrisBarnes: (walks away)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) →
The Prodigy (19)
Nine Inch Nails (8)
elliott rothman (5)
Philip Glass (4)
U2 (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Will Ferrell is Producing the Tim and Eric Movie →
o m g
Give me back that filet o fish
Bac-os have the same look and texture as red...
I am remembering this for April Fools next year :D
I got directv
herheadhurts:
elliotttt:
I haven’t had cable since I lived with my parents 9 years ago. I can watch stuff like animal planet and the discovery channel and I don’t have to stand on one foot holding my antenna to watch House. This totally rules. Dog and I have a Meerkat Manor date later.
I may or may not be addicted to National Geographic HD, Discovery HD, and ESPN HD. And a suggestion: Dog...
I got directv
I haven’t had cable since I lived with my parents 9 years ago. I can watch stuff like animal planet and the discovery channel and I don’t have to stand on one foot holding my antenna to watch House. This totally rules. Dog and I have a Meerkat Manor date later.