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So I guess this is what the kids are into these days? I’m not entirely sure if I’m really upset that this exists or if I’m really beside myself with joy that this exists. I know that this is awful, but if you stick with it to the end, you’ll be amazed.

Further reading: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabcore

Yes! This came up in my feedreader this morning (via here) and I was wondering had it hit Tumblr yet, or at least the corner of it I follow. This is auto-tuned screamo, but not in the Brokencyde, utterly-bereft-of-redeeming-value sort of way, but rather as if the guys from Autotune the News took over a Sing the Sorrows-era AFI video (an album which I very much like, by the way). It’s still musically atrocious, of course, but at least it resembles sounds I enjoy, and I can sit through it in order to appreciate the awfulness. The only way they could have made this better would be to subtitle in some dance move instructions.

Perhaps the best pejorative genre-titling ever.  Better than emocore, better than impressionism.  Embrace the crab.

I couldn’t really grasp the “Crabcore” thing until I watched it. Perfect.

And for real, watch until the end. The synth player has his moment to shine and it’s beautiful.

pfffttthahahaha.

they all look like they need to use the loo

  1. theredpanda reblogged this from agentmlovestacos and added:
    Are they a comedy band?
  2. misfittoys reblogged this from hardcorefornerds and added:
    Um. I just. Wow. I think I’m going to start a new drinking game revolving around drinking every time you hear a new song...
  3. henhousesinger reblogged this from bclikesyou and added:
    I feel like this just involves so many choices i don’t understand. this totally must be how parents feel when their kids...
  4. eyeheartroc reblogged this from bclikesyou and added:
    Skip straight to 2:46… Synth-pop breakdowns? This world is definitely ending soon.
  5. elliotttt reblogged this from bclikesyou and added:
    they all look like they need to use the loo
  6. agentmlovestacos reblogged this from openareas
  7. openareas reblogged this from hardcorefornerds and added:
    An example of crabcore. You’re welcome.
  8. hardcorefornerds reblogged this from exspectator and added:
    Yes! This came up in my feedreader...at least the corner of it
  9. cosmicfriend reblogged this from exspectator and added:
    That was sort of like a mashup, except it was original music, like…god fucking damn it. I’m so confused and amused and...
  10. the-mu reblogged this from exspectator and added:
    Actually I was thinking more in terms of his presence in the video. I mean, they almost never show him, and in half the...
  11. exspectator reblogged this from the-mu and added:
    Are you telling me you haven’t made it to the techno breakdown yet?
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